Just a Joke

Since it's Saint Patrick's Day and I really don't feel like doing work (which is different from any other day why??) I figured I'd pass along a silly joke that the girls at work passed around. It's a little "off color" (depending on your taste) so don't be offended!

My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.

"Yes Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein. "My private part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful & sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.... Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

"But Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."

"Yes you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

You gotta love this!!!

"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing!"